You're calling me a f*cking idiot?!'
Back in the late '90s, Trevor was working for a major UK ISP selling cable, which often saw him having to field complaints from irate customers that didn't want to wait for support to pick up the phone.
"Most callers would understand that we could not help them as we didn't even work with the same product, and were in sales not support," he said.
The company's policy was that staffers couldn't hang up unless the caller was abusive, though, so they often had to deal with angry and "fairly [IT] ignorant" callers.
"One time, I got an extremely irate guy on the phone who had been having a hell of a lot problems with his dial-up service," Trevor told us.
Vulture can't resist when a nugget suits another.