Can we interest you in some unwashed gym gear instead?
If you needed a manual for your Apple-1, you've missed your chance.
Some other well-heeled fanboi is 12 pages richer and nearly $13k poorer.
The booklet was originally expected to go for $10k but such is the determination of Apple fans to spend money on the company's products, the dozen pages of Woz-wisdom actually went for $12,956, about two iPhone power cables short of the magic $13k.
The winning bidder is now the proud owner of what Boston-based RR Auctions reckons is one of 65 surviving guides to Apple's $666.66 computer.
The surviving Steve, Wozniak, made around 200 or so of the things back in 1976.