A road in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, briefly became unsuitable for vegetarians yesterday when a truck carrying pig intestines spilled its load.
The Interstate 670 was turned into a porcine lot as three of four lanes were closed after the goregasm at 9am local time, The Kansas City Star reports.
People stuck in the traffic would have been boared out of their minds were it not for the "pungent" odour that could be smelled from "three blocks away", according to witnesses.
"90-degree heat and humidity" was also said to play a factor.
"It's tough to get a little bit of a deep breath," said one chap on the scene.
An emergency response vehicle was dispatched with sty-le, rocking a snow plough to slosh the piles of viscera to the side of the road.