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What Every Non-Smoker is Missing Out On

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You know us smokers… introverted, we mind our own business and hardly ever come in your way. Have you ever wondered why that is? Here’s a list of 3 things a smoker has, that everyone else needs in their life.


1. Contentment

A smoker never really wants what other people have. At parties, we aren’t the ones drooling over someone else’s girl or hogging the snacks or snitching about other people around to our friends. We’re in a corner of the room, having a chill, relaxing, peaceful time. And we wouldn’t want to change a thing.


2. A friend everywhere

A cigarette, like music is a language. No matter where you are or who you’re with – you know you can feel comfortable and have a great chat even with a stranger in a smoking zone.


3. Boredom does not exist

You know how a lot of people have this saying, “I’m bored!” well smokers don’t. We’re hardly ever bored. Let’s take office for example… when we finish work early, we don’t sit there twiddling our thumb, waiting for the next thing to do. We have our gang and we go get a smoke. Enjoy each other’s company thoroughly and have some very meaningful conversations.


Or late at night even, not getting sleep… all us smokers have to do is hit up friends in the area and head to our local paan shop.

Don’t know anyone at a party, we don’t need to pretend to be on our phone, we just go smoke a Classic, then chat about the differences between a Gold Flake and a Classic. And in the end come to a conclusion that, if all our cigarettes got over, we’d smoke either one. Hahahaha…Know your smokers constitutional rights.


If you enjoyed this article, let us know in the comments below. I can do a part two for you as well. Because there’s a lot more where this came from! Cheers.

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