Japan, of course, is about to host what appears to be a gaming festival aimed entirely at people with an interest in virtual reality pornography, with the Adult VR Festa set to open for business in the middle of June.

Some companies will be bringing along demos of their next-generation immersive pornography, which ought to go down pretty well in the land of entirely weird pornography.

God knows how a festival aimed at the least sociable group of people will turn out, though.

It'll be hundreds of people -- predominantly men, we imagine -- not talking, queuing up for a go on some 3D porn, while others stand around watching them thrusting into thin air, wondering if it's a human or a cat they're aiming at, with some women and toned men in hotpants on hand doing the job of sterilising the equipment between goes, lest some fluids transfer between attendees.

Imagine the queues for the toilets.

Who used up all the paper?

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