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Men's Haircuts That Have Ever Been The Worst

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Men's Haircuts That Have Ever Been The Worst

Some men just can't let a terrible hair day go unnoticed. It lasts for a long time, maybe a lifetime...

There is an alarmingly extensive list of the worst men’s haircut for males, which might be for many reasons, including ignorance and stubbornness.

I'm here to prevent you from making a terrible choice. Read this list and keep it in mind to avoid damaging your expensive, beautiful hair.

TA Coif

When males let their hair grow long on one side, they often brush it over a thinning area, creating the dreaded comb-over.

Most of you probably already knew this. The comb-over has been around for as long as insecure men have. Even giants like Julius Caesar, who ancient texts say spent hours trying to cover up his baldness, were not immune.

Gentlemen in the Victorian era combed their hair into uncomfortable front fringes to detract from their otherwise gleaming heads. That had the exact opposite effect.

If you're one of the numerous males experiencing hair loss, you may as well cut your hair short and accept your condition. Some studies have shown that males with shaved heads are seen as more dominating. Put it to good use.

A flat top or coach cut

The flat top stays square at the top and has short sides (sometimes shaved).

Originating in 1950s conservative Middle America, military veterans and NASA helped spread it. It rapidly disseminated from that point on.

In the 1980s, this trend was carried to disturbing lengths, with quiffs falling into temporary crowns. Men with thin bands of gelled, flat hair and shaved sides were also seen (yuck).

Overcompensating authority figures, such as a police officer waiting to write you up or a security guard with an inflated sense of self-importance, have become commonplace in modern society.

Refrain from repeating their mistake.

Celebrities like Guy Fieri, Aaron Carter, and Justin Timberlake have all been caught (or are now guilty of) this potentially fatal fashion faux pas.

The Emo Subculture

The so-called Emo Fringe, sometimes mistaken for the emo culture of the early 2000s, really developed out of the scene culture.

It takes work to make the Emo Fringe seem old.

Not only does it make you come off as immature, but it also gives the impression that you were plucked straight from a badly scripted anime.

You're too old for that hairdo, no matter who you are.

 Mullets

As expected, the mullet is often among the worst male haircuts.

 Men with Mullets

It's no secret that the mullet is universally acknowledged as one of the ugliest men's haircuts.


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