Today, Microsoft tried to connect with college-age kids, and it did not go over particularly well.
An after-party invite sent out to interns in San Francisco on Tuesday tried its best to be cool, like fresh straight from the fridge daddy-o cool.
The end result was predictable.
My roommate received this email from a Microsoft recruiter today.
— Patrick Burtchaell @pburtchaell July 6, 2016
For those of you who haven't yet been completely infantilized by the modern-day Neverland that is Silicon Valley, and thus may be confused by the above email's apparent use of English, fear not.