Today, Microsoft tried to connect with college-age kids, and it did not go over particularly well.

An after-party invite sent out to interns in San Francisco on Tuesday tried its best to be cool, like fresh straight from the fridge daddy-o cool.

The end result was predictable.

My roommate received this email from a Microsoft recruiter today.

— Patrick Burtchaell @pburtchaell July 6, 2016

For those of you who haven't yet been completely infantilized by the modern-day Neverland that is Silicon Valley, and thus may be confused by the above email's apparent use of English, fear not.

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