Martin Brunt delivered the perfect ad for Sky News by deciding to just fuck it all off and go full-on Alan Partridge, wandering into a village church and returning to the camera with a chilling truth.
Silly church with its welcome sign, oblivious worshippers and lack of tooled-up bouncers.
They may as well stick a giant neon PUT GOD S POWER TO THE TEST sign on the side of it.
We ve been out on the streets, and compiled a list of other places in the UK where Brunt could strike next.
The following may disturb you.
The flagship Chicken Cottage restaurant, Tooting, London.