We all knew in our hearts that, if we just waited long enough, the internet of things would come around to self-playing piano.
That surely the cloud would incorporate that last vestige of ole timey technology.
And now, here at IFA, the least portable of home audio systems has finally gone multi-room.
Or, as Yamaha opens its decidedly hyperbolic press release, For the first time in its 316-year history, the venerable acoustic piano can now play beyond the four walls of a single room to any room in the home.
No longer shall we be hampered by the limitation of acoustics and our stupid, stupid ears.
Yamaha has gone all Sonos with its latest player piano.