Honesty in job ads is rarity.
When employers talk of "exciting admin management opportunities", they really mean: paper-pushing drones wanted.
We all know that "disruptive upstarts" translates as chaotic hipsters making it up as they go along; and "challenging role for the right person" means we will pay you to take crap.
So step forward and take a bow, Pico Technology, for telling it how it really is in a bullshit-fuelled world.
The ad reads: "We are looking for a System Administrator/Support Engineer to join our IT Support team.
Our IT support department are responsible for providing IT support to all staff to ensure maximum uptime of services."