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Modern Man And The Barbecue Grill

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Modern Man And The Barbecue Grill

Today, two customers complained to me and I have a supplier who is not providing the materials I require. It's been a difficult day at work. Although I feel a little down, my heart is lifted when I return home. My children are eager to share their days with me. There's also a wonderful aroma of cooking in the kitchen grigliareduro.

I hug my wife and ask her "Hey, what's the cooking?"

Tonight's dinner will include oven-roasted chicken thighs and a bed of olive oil-roasted vegetables. To round it off, a ciabatta loaf has been warm in the oven. A bottle of Merlot is open on the kitchen table for you to enjoy. A better way to begin the evening than this?

My nose knows that the smells I detect are good. This is because my wife enjoys cooking and has many years of experience.

Okay, so maybe I am going a bit too far to prove my point. Before you start shouting at me, let me remind you that I iron the family and clean the bathrooms. So I am part of the "Neanderthal" and "modern man". There are probably many of us out there. I hope so.

I am arguing that, despite all the talent and experience my wife has in cooking, it is me who is responsible for grilling at a barbecue. You are the man of your house! What qualifications are I qualified? What experience do you have ?...? Zip! I don't know how to make the most basic smoker grill recipes.

Which garage would hire me if I applied for a job in car mechanic? Even though I have the worst gastronomic resume, I am trusted to not poison my family. We even invite our closest friends over in the sincere belief that they won't be poisoned.

Have you ever been to a barbecue grill that had the burgers grilled on the outside but frozen in the middle? Sorry to say, although we may have made some progress in modern man's housekeeping duties, the barbecue and smoker are still far behind us.

It is obvious that lighting the barbecue is a man's task. Who doesn't love playing with fire, guys? How can you ladies eat safely knowing that you will live to see tomorrow? Here's a simple tip for barbecue:

You can give him matches and firelighters, but not the food. It will be a cremation, not a barbecue party, if it isn't brought out earlier than that.


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